Thursday, August 14, 2008

School started today...I'm FREE!!!

Even though it is my first free day, I used http://www.aussiebloggers.com.au/blogpost.html to create this post...it's cool...you should all go check it out!


Holy Snapping Duck Do! I just got slapped with a wet salmon - really - I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died... You would not believe the fairy dust I have to clean up. Truly!


I am lost in a sea of pseudo-olde-english with an awfully big adventure, driving from one end of the city to the other, just generally being of great concern to society in general, my day is a nightmare I would like to wake up from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to I am begging my kid to go to sleep or so help me God that kid will be decorating my wall, 'Duct tape still life'. I am putting money aside so I can run away. I wish you could be here to share it.


I swear on the bones of my ancestors I will update you with my nefarious activities as soon as I get a chance. Seriously! Don't hold your breath though, you're likely to turn blue..

5 comments:

Mrs4444 said...

Do the asylum people know that you've escaped? I look forward to your return :)

TerriRainer said...

Shhhhhhhh!

Don't tell em I've flown the coop.

:) Terri

Anne Spollen said...

Murderous Teletubbies! Wherever you've been you haven't lost your humor or creativity...

Skeeter said...

Glad to hear it dear. Hope to see more of you in the future. Are you taking a class this time around?

Ron Simpson said...

sorry i have not been by in a while. they blocked blogger at work and that is where i did all of my blog surfing on breaks and lunch. oh well.
Jack started pre-K. he is all excited about school and loving it. Brandy is depressed and says she wants another one.......
I screamed and ran. I am sleeping on the couch from now on......